A man who drives up and down Stafford Avenue in search of homosexual relations with any willing participant.
Jim: Hey man I could really go for a blowjob.
Bob: You should go pick up a Stafford Avenue Queer. They're always out cruising looking to give dudes head.
Jim: Fuckin eh. I'm Stafford Avenue bound!
Bob: You should go pick up a Stafford Avenue Queer. They're always out cruising looking to give dudes head.
Jim: Fuckin eh. I'm Stafford Avenue bound!
by Huggy Fresh September 14, 2021
by PAp1Chul0 November 13, 2017
Rose: Don't go to Central Avenue Church Of Christ. It's really dangerous.
Syra: Why?
Rose: They're a cult and their covering up sexual assault, I should know, I'm one of their victims.
Syra: Why?
Rose: They're a cult and their covering up sexual assault, I should know, I'm one of their victims.
by TheWhistleblower May 20, 2018
A male receiving a blow job or hand job while he is running down a crowded street.
A.K.A. Mobile Blow Jobs
A.K.A. Mobile Blow Jobs
My girlfriend gave me a great avenue roadie on my jog through the park.
I saw Paris Hilton giving Johnny Depp an avenue roadie. She is such a slut.
I saw Paris Hilton giving Johnny Depp an avenue roadie. She is such a slut.
by SnitchSnatchPatty'sAss June 12, 2011
Merrick Avenue Middle School also known as mams is wear foster children go to school when they find out what sex is and all the desperate girls at mams will aboustley finger and fuck a 5 year old
You hear about that foster child that got fucked by a Merrick Avenue Middle School Girl?
No but i wouldn’t doubt she was a separate one
No but i wouldn’t doubt she was a separate one
by Fuck MAMS November 08, 2021
It’s just a stupid state highway in Colorado numbered 88 from 1979 to 2004 that got gamified by some MTV and boomer cyclists in the day.
Jimmy Carter: I behold present the beautiful Lucy Kovack avenue!!!!
Ronald Reagan: ok boomer.
George HW Bush: yeah boomer.
Bill Clinton: let’s make Lucy Kovack Avenue share the road!
George W Bush: what the fuck is Lucy Kovack avenue?
Barack Obama: just some stupid highway
Donald Trump: yeah what’s so special about it?
Joe Biden: It’s numbered 88!! Named after “I love Lucy” I love it cuz it looks sooo COOL! It also splits at…
Donald Trump: shut up Biden it’s just a dumbass piece of asphalt.
Ronald Reagan: ok boomer.
George HW Bush: yeah boomer.
Bill Clinton: let’s make Lucy Kovack Avenue share the road!
George W Bush: what the fuck is Lucy Kovack avenue?
Barack Obama: just some stupid highway
Donald Trump: yeah what’s so special about it?
Joe Biden: It’s numbered 88!! Named after “I love Lucy” I love it cuz it looks sooo COOL! It also splits at…
Donald Trump: shut up Biden it’s just a dumbass piece of asphalt.
by JusticeForBrian June 22, 2025