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A movie that was not about a group of people trying to blow away some brown-skinned people. Yea, the main character was a guy named Big Daddy Jake Sully or something like that, and the other characters he met that weren't from earth had dreadlocks and lived in the jungle, but you knew they weren't brown-skinned humans (or Indians) because they were dark blue skinned (think of them as being closer to blue hedgehogs) aliens from the planet Pandora. Unobtanium wasn't like silver, gold, or oil, it was something so valuable EarthLink went to war with natives of another planet to get it, but it was unontanium, even if they got a little bit of it, they'd never really get the kind of uranium they went to war over. In the end Big Daddy Jake Sully goes to prcotcect his new friends on his new planet, nothing like that has ever happened before, since brown-skinned people don't fly on the backs of pterodactyls on real life, you can tell the avatars are dark blue skinned aliens, not humans.
Avatar wasn't a movie about human greed, it was a movie about being comfortable with 9 foot tall dark blue skinned aliens that were not anything like the biblical description of goliath, they were decent aliens.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020
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Avatar

A long movie where a guy betrays his entire planet just to clap some alien cheeks
Friend: have you seen Avatar?
Me: yea weird movie
Friend: hell yea
by Furious 870 October 26, 2019
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Avatar

(noun)
1. A person who pretends to be someone they are not whilst online courting; unlike catfish these time swindlers exist in real life but have no intention of ever actually meeting in person.
Example: “I was completely baffled, after hours of conversation, everything seemed cool and we had plans to meet but they never showed and then blocked me. Fucking avatar.”

(verb)
1. To avatar or be avatared
Example: “I can’t believe after video chatting for a fucking month they totally avatared me!”
Don’t waste your energy on that avatar.
by Glutton for Punishment January 16, 2023
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Avatar

(aka. godkin & deitykin)

An incarnated deity. The physical mortal body, which a god has incarnated into.
'An avatar is kind of a demigod, because they are half-god in spirit and half-mortal in body.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 15, 2022
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Avatar

A word where the top google result is disappointingly about the tall smurfs from mars and not the glowing elemental child who saves the world.
Get your priorities straight google! Avatar is better than Avatar so it should be first, even if it has 4 extra words.
by udontknowmeidontknowu June 17, 2021
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Avatar

A movie that when you hear of it you think “oh yeah didn’t that come out like 2 years ago?” Well no I fans out in FCKN 2009!! Feel old yet?
My god I feel old! Avatar cane out is 2009!
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An Avatar of Murdoch

A mentally deranged person acting as a mouth piece for Rupert Murdoch and sons using a strange compound of ignorance and ferocity, of deceit and weakness; without regard to that hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman."
An Avatar of Murdoch is getting The American People ready for a poverty based round of mass incarcerations, based on a handful of outrageous crimes.
by Nick legit August 26, 2025
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