assasinistic

to be cold, separate from the people around you, yet influential, and can be mostly perceived as dark, as well as misguided.

You assasinistic (insert word)
What an assasinistic way of thinking

by Nodnarb Rellim March 13, 2010

Street Assassin

someone who is good at street riding and finding good street spots

Joel: Lets go for a ride
Styler: Yeah, why not i say
Matt: You guys are street assassins

by STREETASSASSIN September 25, 2009

Conversation Assassination

A comment given precisely to kill a conversation. Usually consists of "oh", "k", "ok", or "ya".

"So you know what I'm excited for?" - Male
"What's that?" - Female
"Football starts Friday!" - Male
"Oh ok." - Female
"Classic conversation assassination." - Male

by AwkwardSilenceGuy August 29, 2010

Crescent Assassin

When you get your butthole eaten out, while you have hemorrhoids.

Damn dude, my ass was so sore until that bitch gave me a Crescent Assassin.

by captainstab2000 March 2, 2011

re-assed

A slightly humorous abbreviation of he word "reassigned".

The abbreviation puts an emphasis on the substring "ass" and promotes the meaning of your ass changing location (or owner). Contrary to you yourself changing owner.

The underlying message could be that reassignment happens by looking at some form of objective measure of yourself instead of at you as a person.

Or it could be taken to mean simply "reassigned".

In the first episode of "Stargate SG1" O'Neill recommends a military guy to "get re-assed to NASA since that's where all the action's gonna be".

by Cake-eater September 6, 2011

buzz assassin

One who would go proactively go out of their way to kill your buzz. The violence and glee with which they go about this task puts them at the level of assassin ... a buzz assassin.

I avoid going to Monday's before 4pm because the buzz assassin that runs that place in the afternoon won't serve me more than 2 drinks before shutting me off.

by Mr. Dyche March 12, 2018

Slappy-assed

Piss-poor work.

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means

by blossombaby December 2, 2021