Archie

An absolute god - looks like Zeus. Got abs for days although makes up for what he lacks in height with that saucy personality Xx

“Have you seen that guy over there - who is he?”
“It must be Archie - he’s wearing the Captain America vest again!!”

by TimNorton123 February 21, 2019

Archie

The real world embodiment of an enraged, immortal killer of evil.

Don't worry, Archie will save us.

by 00god00 January 13, 2022

Archie

so fucking sexy. he is a man who is on earth just to fertilise the females. he cured Ebola, cancer and aids when we he was just 2 days old. He has 3 children Martin Luther king, Stephen Hawking and Isaac Newton.

pls fuck me Archie

by danny devito king of spice May 8, 2021

Archie melons

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob

I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley

by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023

Archie

Archie,meaning an adorable dorky rat .

aww!! archie is so scrunkcly

by floppyyay April 29, 2022

Archie Minards hurt

Is a snakey prick don’t talk to him

Archie Minards hurt

by Jesse is a whore February 15, 2020

archi

she’s cool :)

archi is cool

by hibestiee November 23, 2021