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Alcohol Poop

Alcohol Poop: noun: A poop full of alcohol that will usually occur within 24 hours of a night out.
"Oh wow don't you feel so much better after that Alcohol poop? I know I do"
by Danzon December 15, 2017
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alcohol raped

is the act of being forced to take another drink with a person at a party (shot or beer) usually by a friend or acquaintance usually with the word pussy thrown in
Josh got alcohol raped when Brittney, nichole and russell poured four shots and called him a pussy till he got got up to take the shot with them
by tisgigm April 21, 2011
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Alcohol Ass

when you intake a large amount of alcohol and have diarrhea the next morning
I got too drunk last night I have alcohol ass
by CaroBLIT October 2, 2017
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Gentleman Alcoholic

A man who enjoys a good drink, without the intention of getting drunk. He's the type to drink dark liquors and a good mixed drinks. He doesn't go to parties to get drunk and is generally turned off by it. He respects himself and the drink.
Ron is such a gentleman alcoholic, he's only had one glass of brandy all night.
by Stantislav Zhuravlev March 18, 2017
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Alcohol Parade

The act of wandering from a place to another one drinking all night long..or until u r totally blasted,hence u r forced to waste the rest of your night on the crappy floor of a club/pub/your home toilet.

The main purpose of an Alcohol Parade is to get new mates in each place u have a drink, using alcohol as a powerful legal substance that allow u to build up new relations with previously unknown people..btw often it.s most likely they.ll keep to be unknown even the day after cuz you won.t be able to remind them,). Therefore the most important stuff is that you must be aware about your own tolerance threshold to avoid unwanted side effects as reported before, and to avoid regretful recoveries with unattractive/disgusting/nasty beings of the opposite (or even same) sex.

Broadly speaking even the whole life of an alcohol-addicted can be define as lifelong alcohol parade, where he spends all his time moving back and forth between pubs or supermarkets but with the mere aim to feel intoxicated.
A - shall we go for an alcohol parade?
B - I'm in, FOR SURE!! First round.s on me tonight,)

A - hey man nice to c u again!!! tonight i lost u right after a couple of drinks, so what was your last alcohol parade like?
B - ...dude, let.s have a bomb-cocktail i need to forget that rubbish sack i woke up with..
by yosoybeachboy January 26, 2010
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Milkman Alcoholic

Noun: A person who is the only one in their immediate family who suffers from alcoholism or addiction.
Nobody in my family besides me is abuses drugs or alcohol, I must be a Milkman Alcoholic
by Gordy W. June 10, 2023
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Alcohol Alzheimer's

An alcohol induced state of memory loss. Individuals in this state are often seen wearing beer goggles.

Symptoms of Alcohol Alzheimer's almost always include very little or no memory of possible participation in interesting or extraodinary events.
Oh my gosh, I woke up naked this morning and have no recollection of what I did after the 15th beer last night.

Is that jang in my mouth? Did Mike and I eat a burger before passing out? Snap...if I wasn't suffering from Alcohol Alzheimer's, I would remember that yummy burger!!!!
by Uhohfosho July 23, 2009
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