side boob

n. What is seen when a topless woman (or very fat man) turn far enough to the side to see the breast, but not the nipple. Many movies, in order to keep a PG-13 rating, show only side boob. Braless women who wear sleeveless t-shirts are notorious for side boob.

"My roommate's girlfriend was wearing his muscle shirt without a bra. It was side boob city."

by FuryOfDerwin September 22, 2005

side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.

Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."

by bear5565123 January 31, 2020

Side Slut

The tramp a guy hangs out with but never tells his wife about. Usually a Jessica, Kristin or Danielle.

His Side Slut Jessica threw him a huge birthday party but never invited his wife.

by Princess2808 November 15, 2021

Cougar Side

A state of being. A man or boy of any age who prefers and chases younger women in their 20's (or, in general terms... much his junior) and who is emulating a woman COUGAR while seeking love or sex. Such male individuals are said to be in this state of being. Used in a similar fashion to the common western phrase: "In touch with one's Feminine Side"...... but referring to male sexual behavior, taste or preference for younger women.

"hey jim. This is a nice club. Hey check it out. There are three forty year old women over there. Wanna head on over?"

"nah, I'm all about the 23 year old girls over there in the corner. Come on, lets get acquainted. Let's get in touch with our cougar sides, tonight."

or

"I'm in touch with my Cougar Side! I love my women young"

by MyNickNameIsNotMyName May 19, 2010

Side squad

A squad that is not your main squad so the side chick of squads

Sorry im hanging with my side squad today

by Beastmode29 October 5, 2015

side neck

The tip of the penis is the head, the shaft would be the side neck. The neck supports the head

girl: damn he had so much side neck #long dick

"no ones side neck is as thick as gastons"

I zipped my side neck in my zipper.
That giant black dick had so much side neck

by anonymous February 26, 2017

side carpet

When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"

Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange

Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!

by Dr feltersnatch May 18, 2017