When the phrase "mos def" becomes played out, it is necessary for one to start using the phrase "mops def".
by El_Scorcho September 21, 2003
A human who has been ejaculated upon and is serving the function of a mop or a rag. Once the semen has been removed that person is no longer a jizz mop.
by jewmanchue and c-bizzle October 16, 2003
A technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones testicles. The testicles are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. Optimally done when victim is extremely passed the fuck out.
At the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot passed out on the floor. Bad move. He eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished Mopping the Deck on him.
by Big Man77 January 22, 2008
The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.
Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.
Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.
by Rich Lyons May 27, 2008
concentrated LSD. A sheet of acid that is used to soak up spilled L when cutting it from crystal form.
by funetiklee March 30, 2005
A guy getting fellatio. Needs a boner to happen. can be used in present tense: boner mopping, and past tense: boner mopped
Past tense: I got my boner mopped last night from some chick.
Present tense: You're really great at boner mopping.
Present tense: You're really great at boner mopping.
by Marchaels April 02, 2008
When you're at a club/bar and you take a girl in the bathroom, bend her over, wrap her legs around your waist, and mop the floor with her head.
After Andy politely asked everyone to leave the lady's restroom at Player's Dance Club, he gave Caroline the dirty mop.
by Iceman November 09, 2004