Kaden Barney

Kaden is a person who always spams, Kaden is a meesenbop who is a part time purple dinosaur

Kaden Barney is a purple dinosaur

by ianboomer October 15, 2019

LIl Barney

Codeine because it’s purple and not brown, but
people still call it mud. I’m here to fix that.

Yo know that boy Kyle is always sippin Lil Barney right?

by Lil Geek May 01, 2019

barney skin

When you're tired as hell and the bags under your eyes are green and purple.

Rodney: Damn that bitch has mad barney skin!
Jeff: Did she even get any sleep last night?

by idontlovelittlekids November 10, 2015

Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

by ShadyGarGar June 02, 2018

Blue Barney

The over stimulation of a pre-pubescent cock by a purple dinosaur's teeth resulting in a total area of effect bruise.

Jimmy came home one night crying telling me that it hurt to pee. I wanted him to go see a doctor and the doctor told me "Mother of God... I'm sorry... but your son has a Blue Barney. There is simply nothing we can do."

Barney the dinosaur is wanted by Interpol and is a main focus of the American and British authorities. He is the sole perpetrator of the infamous Blue Barney.

by I LOVE Barney November 10, 2013

Barney Rubbled

An expression (used mainly in so. cal) to state being under the influence of marijuana.

That Humboldt green has me barney Rubbled.

Or

Dude, I'm pretty Barney Rubble(d)

by Missbehavin March 25, 2003

Barney Fife

To put and end to a task or thought in it's early stages.
To be used in place of the phrase "Nip it in the bud", as Barney Fife (Don Knotts) from The Andy Griffith Show used to say.

Adam: "I heard Joe wants to ask your sister out to the club Saturday night."
Kevin: "That scumbag? I'd better Barney Fife that idea right away!"

by Joe Fink December 04, 2007