Poptarting

when you have nowhere else to nut

sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"

by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020

Poptart

A female that open her legs for every boy she see

Hi boy poptart dang girll yo sac nasty

by Babyniaa October 2, 2017

cheesy poptart

it is when you slap a girl on the vaginal lips and proceed to stuff cheetos in her vagina

"wow i shoved so many cheetos up there it was a great cheesy poptart"

by blacknosenipples March 12, 2016

Poptart

Fuck buddy's.

Hey my little Poptart is the bedroom open?

by gigi starlight March 11, 2009

poptart

A black person who tans.

Silly poptarts, you're already black!

by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011

Poptart

An incredible pillo-lipped princess.

Yo poptart gimme some sugar.

by Atelier Handsome October 25, 2018

poptart

double meaning:
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)

1. "dude i got them munchies that we all love!"- guy one

"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one

"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2

by strangewalrus November 22, 2011