dumpster goblin

a female like charecter, that is so disguisting and putrid with a penis shaped nose (like squidward) and a rotten smelly vagina that has a tell tale odor which can be smelt from approximately 1.7453658 miles away. if you can't find your car keys they may be inside of her snatch... good luck to you.

Hey did u see that dumpster goblin?
yea dude, thats the3 last thing i saw before i gouged my eyes out.

by grar mang December 20, 2008

Goblin snotguzzler

Someone who is drunk trying to give a man a blowjob and can't keep their mouth on it.

Man, she is hot.

Yeah, but she is a real goblin snotguzzler.

by Big Hearted Smitty's July 30, 2017

Water Goblins

A race of other-dimensional goblins, who suck water through concrete. When this happens, a loud noise is heard.

Good God! The Water Goblins are stealing my water!

by Daniel McLaren June 27, 2003

turd goblin

a person who always talks about poop or a term used as an insult.

stop being a turd goblin.

by Brian Smith November 9, 2004

Cock Goblin

A nocturnal superhero who gobbles cock to stop crime. By day Garbo, By night Cock Goblin!

it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Cock Goblin!

by Bobo_sundubu May 19, 2013

shitty goblin

Shitty Goblin: To present your unclean anus and buttocks to an unsuspecting partner’s or friend’s face while they are sleeping. Worse than a tea-bagging.

The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.

Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).

I awoke to the sight of my boyfriend’s unclean anus and buttocks being thrust towards my face. I had been ‘shitty goblined’ (I.e. shitty go blind).

by BrumHoleSlang June 12, 2020

watermelon goblin

A name to describe someone who chows down on watermelon at alarming rates.

It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.

Person 1: You should invite X to your party
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!

by JewishGrandpa July 19, 2019