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milk the farm

Somebody who works on a farm or has the word milk in their name most commonly they will smell like a farmer who has a milk farm
Yo Milk the farm man you have to milk the farm
by UGH A GUY November 29, 2017
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Moisture Farming

Moisture farming is when you are fingering you girlfriends butt hole and it get to dry to go deeper. So, you got the pussy to get you fingers wet. Then you drop back into the butt hole.
Her asshole was to dry for one finger so I did some moisture farming then 2 fingers went right in.

Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker
by Krrrap July 20, 2016
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Meme farm

An idea, event, or form of entertainment that is commonly used as a tool for extracting and/or creating new memes. TV shows are a typical version of a meme farm.
Dude 1: "Hey, check out this new spongebob meme!"

Dude 2: "Man, memes keep popping up from that show. Looks like we found a new meme farm!"
by Jbizzly July 5, 2016
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french farming

Term used when your friend is trying to get a girl. Talking/flirting her up.
Bro, do you know where LJ is?

Yeah, he’s over there french farming.
by akeno’ December 9, 2020
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Farm biscuit

Boy 1: hey you see that girl?
Boy 2: yea she's a farm biscuit bro!
by Wizzidy January 26, 2015
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carpet farming

The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.

(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.
After carpet farming for almost three days, i almost have enough shards to smoke!
by queenofskitzerland July 2, 2015
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Cheese-farming

When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk
The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".
by redhairetc June 1, 2018
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