Callum Wallis

an absolute madlad who people mistake for being autistic. not trustworthy at all and is lazy asf when u ask them to do stuff for you. funny asf

your being a callum wallis

by okden April 12, 2020

Callum Darke

Your mother’s favourite music producer

Callum Darke = Best Music Producer

by Callum Darke December 20, 2021

Callum Watts

Bald and likes year 7 girls. Looks like a kiwi. And faints at the sight of breasts. There is one of these in every secondary school. If there is more than one be warned.

Ew it's CALLUM WATTS!!

by nigelatemynuggets December 02, 2019

Callum caufeild

A gay fuck that loves a girl called Rania but my best friend so loving he is the type of person u find at the back of a strip club on gta 5 watching the bouncers

Defined as a “Callum caufeild the gay boy that wanks over gta 5 security guards

by Jake binns April 13, 2020

Callum Haughey

Miranda sings stunt double who makes vile teas and sells art on the sideline for 7 figures.

Also makes average tiktoks.

"Have you heard of Callum Haughey ?"

"Yes, his licence to make tea was revoked"

by Becky Slay Queen January 29, 2023

Callum Kirk

Callum Kirk is a great friend, funny, good looking skater. He is sweet and will all ways be there for you, Jokes he's a 14year old boy who that thinks he can have any lass he wants and when ever he wants her, he's cocky and always has to be right. He's a cheating lying scum bag who should learn to keep it in his pants!

Wow look at that chino fag getting regected yet again... He's such a callum kirk!

by shazannonnn January 28, 2012

Callum deighton

A Chinese looking ugly fuck who is a pedi and likes to rape 12 yr olds

Ewwww man stop being Callum deighton

by Nelution November 24, 2019