has a small dick is fat plays video games all day cry’s when his mom says no and overall just a pussy
by cadehasasmallcock January 28, 2022

Really cool guy with good morals. Loves his sophomores from time to time and will do anything to meet his lover.
by notmyname13 March 7, 2022

Person 1: I could watch cade cunningham stroke it all day man.
Person 2: He was stroking it all night against that soft bulls d
Person 2: He was stroking it all night against that soft bulls d
by MurtssZ March 2, 2024

Brayden's bitch
by BlueBomber250 March 10, 2020

Your average middle schooler with bowling ball sized balls, he is the friend with a strict mom but doesn’t have a care in the world. He is the type of friend to stand up on a cafeteria table and scream the n word at the top of his lungs not even thinking about the consequences. Although his father did leave him at a young age he doesn’t let it keep him from being that absolute chad he is, in fact he even makes jokes about it, he makes gay jokes all the time with his friends although he is straighter than the pole your mother dances on. He always somehow has beef with everyone even his own friends at times, in the seventh grade he got expelled from his school for making a dumb video with his friend. He’s just a fat, funny, racist middle school with a dream to get out of the shitty little town he lives in.
by Penis pump69 June 10, 2022

Cade can be described in very few words. Cade is mean and dumb. Cade thinks to hard about life. Cade can’t do anything right.
by The kid who’s always right October 26, 2020
