Zinke 3000

A Zinke 3000 is the updated Version of the Zinke 2000 and the oldest version, the Zinke 1000.

Equipped with a SemiAutomatic Navigation Device, supported by a Cache-O-mat, the Zinke 3000 is a reliable unit for many users.
Still, there are many unexplored functions of the Zinke 3000, waiting to be released.

The only way to destroy a Zinke 3000 might be a Schweinehaufen.

The Zinke 3000 has led us to the Pfandabgabestelle. No Schweinehaufen has destroyed him YET.

by ColaKracher June 30, 2011

endingtron 3000

Popularized by Ben Croshaw. Refers to an ultimate, overly simplistic/binary choice at the end of a narrative game which determines the actual ending; holds the implication the player's many supposed choices during the game were actually superfluous by comparison. See also ludonarrative dissonance.

I slaughtered tons of nameless goons five levels ago but the endingtron 3000 gave me the bad ending when I wouldn't shoot my boss during the quicktime event.

by oshkeet December 22, 2023

lickity dickity 3000

When someone is eating chocolate and suck it in a sexual way!!!

friend 1: uhhh look
friend 2: shes giving the lickity dickity 3000...

by holyballsshesdead! March 14, 2022

slobba slobba 3000

the act of giving someones penis a blowjob but you get messy and loud so it turns into SLOBBA SLOBBA 3000

girrr right did you hear destiny gave him dat slobba slobba 3000 took it too far

by nahnahnahbackdatassup September 26, 2019

Andrea 3000

finally getting a girl to blow you after months of hard work, trying to secure the bag.

man, i got the Andrea 3000 from Jessica yesterday. i'm so happy!

by SædKongen May 23, 2019

ball lover 3000

These people known as "ball lover 3000"'s looooooove balls. It's a very known fact in the ball community that this is the pinnacle of their hierarchy.

That guy is so cool! what degree did he get in college?
Oh he studied balls and got the title of ball lover 3000!

by avaca-donut September 1, 2022

Deluxe Pizz and Chocolate Combo 3000

Deluxe pizz and chocolate combo (verb, noun)-When after a long day of work and not going to the bathroom, you arrive at home to your girlfriend, who is obviously horny, since you have been at work all day. She wants to immediately fuck, but you explain that you desperately have to go to the bathroom after a long day or work. She does not care, and forces you to do it with her anyway. Because you did not go to the bathroom, when you inevitably jizz into her mouth, you simultaneously and uncontrollably piss directly into her mouth as well, creating pizz. She screams at you and tells you to go to the bathroom while she tries to strand up to wash the pizz out of her mouth. When you stand up, you feel a heavy gurgling in your stomach, and proceed to let out the nastiest, wettest, smelliest, earth-shattering, most creamy chocolate fudge explosive diarrhea all over her face, adding your own special chocolate to the pizz that was already in her mouth. As she lies on the floor screaming as pizz and diarrhea run down her face and into her throat, you fortnite dance over her body as the police arrive to take you away to the insane asylum

Verb: I totally did the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 to your mom last night.
Noun: Your mom loved the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 that I gave her last night.

by CBTmaster69 February 23, 2021