The M&M Conspiracy

The M&M Conspiracy is the idea that toxic energy will always find itself in others. Bad people are usually friends with bad people to help themselves feel less pathetic and sad.

Friend 1: “Did you hear Morgan and Mya are best friends now?”

Friend 2: “That just goes to prove The M&M Conspiracy.”

by EverythingISayIsAlwaysTrue April 15, 2024

Peanut M&M’s

Makeshift anal beads in which one partner must suck the candy out the “bum” of another partner.

“Honey I forgot my anal beads, but I know you like peanut M&M’s. You wanna suck them out of my ass?”

by I_love_peanut_M&M’s February 19, 2024

Blue M&M

The m&m with a massive egg shaped head and massive feet like I’m talking triple the size of a normal human and very skinny legs

Dude you got feet like The Blue M&M’s

by EpicGamer5837 May 04, 2022

Reverse M&M

When she will only let it melt in her hand, not in her mouth....

When we first started dating, I used to get sex all the time. Now all I get is a reverse M&M..

by Pro66 June 17, 2022

M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

The full name of lafayette

That French general dude from Hamilton

Person 1: yo, who’s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?

Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

by ThatHistoryGirl November 28, 2023

Gay M&M

2 dudes, 1 bag, roughly 400 M&Ms. The act of two gay males inserting their dicks into a bag of roughly 400 M&Ms

“Mom can we get the big bag of M&Ms this time? I wanna try Gay M&M.”

by Bobs bugs b gone April 04, 2022

Karthikeyan M M

Absolute definition of sexiness.
Being a man child is his speciality
Can't handle People being muggles
Discards everyone who loves him and runs after someone who doesn't even care.
Overall, nice guy.

Omg Karthikeyan M M is soo hawt

by Fittytitty69 November 24, 2021