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Sharts

Matteo Wee sharted in his pants five times every minute, now his pants are full of shit and farts, just like him. Matteo Wee is just a piece of shit inside some more shit and is bullshit. He specializes in farting in people's faces. Stay away from him people! ( Ask Matteo Wee for his experience in how he sharts everyday)
by whiteCocainicskull July 13, 2019
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(child collar made this definition) shart is where u take a massive shit and u fart at the same time

i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared
person: hey fat fuck
other person: stfu im gonna shart on u
person: oh no
by child collar April 1, 2020
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i js sharted
by chickenwing103 March 5, 2023
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Shart

When you have a breeched trust with your anus.
I thought it was just a regular fart until poo was in my pants and I realized it was actually a shart.
by ctog November 24, 2018
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Man I went to the hospital and I shart myself in the emergency room
by Mothertrucker334 April 14, 2018
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When someone relaxes they're asshole and thinks it's just a fart but then shits them selves and farts but just thinks it's sweat but then it smells then that person goes to the restroom and uses toilet paper or wipes to get the shit and shit stain off
by Highland69 July 14, 2016
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Shart

The act of flatulence while simultaneously deficating unintentionally in the pantaloons or trousers.
Darcy's shart was so explosive it ruined his tighty whiteys and favourite pair or trousers.
by ryguy365 September 14, 2019
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