Matteo Wee sharted in his pants five times every minute, now his pants are full of shit and farts, just like him. Matteo Wee is just a piece of shit inside some more shit and is bullshit. He specializes in farting in people's faces. Stay away from him people! ( Ask Matteo Wee for his experience in how he sharts everyday)
by whiteCocainicskull July 13, 2019
Get the Sharts mug.when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.
i would shart for chris wood.
by happilysmythe March 25, 2022
Get the shart mug.When someone relaxes they're asshole and thinks it's just a fart but then shits them selves and farts but just thinks it's sweat but then it smells then that person goes to the restroom and uses toilet paper or wipes to get the shit and shit stain off
by Highland69 July 14, 2016
Get the shart mug.by Mothertrucker334 April 14, 2018
Get the Shart mug.blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies
by hand of October 25, 2019
Get the shart mug.When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.
Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020
Get the Shart mug.For the shart basically means the same as "for the suck", or "that sucks", however the imagry that goes along with the term "shart" adds insult to injury to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.
example 1---
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats for the shart, literally.
example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was for the shart...for sure!
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats for the shart, literally.
example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was for the shart...for sure!
by arshart November 7, 2007
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