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Wand of Chaos

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.
by Titty Bar Barry October 17, 2010
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Bound By Chaos

One of the worst bands ever. Ever. Ever.

Made up of Travis, a poser, Rhett, a douchebag, and two other faggots nobody cares about.

Terrible band.
"I fucking hate Bound By Chaos"
by Boss Playa Mistah Tayla April 28, 2009
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Chaos crush

A chaos crush is somebody who makes you question your sexuality but doesn't turn you.
Girl 1: hey did you see that girl, she's making me question my sexuality.
Girl 2: oh, are you attracted to women?
Girl 1: nah, she's just my chaos crush
by It.b.me February 5, 2022
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misty chaos

Creative and original Wattpad fanfiction writer and aspiring artist, usually for the "BBS," and makes all the fangirls crazy.
"Misty Chaos' new book gave me a nose bleed."
by I'mNotAppleJuice September 22, 2017
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chao mates

Friends who kiss and have sex but with no commitment whatsoever the two can date outside
I am not dating brad we kissed yes but thats only cause we are chao mates
by Jraeyy February 10, 2018
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shit chaos

Totally out of control, primal, yet satisfying.

When you sit on the toilet , but then, to your surprise, a violent gas and fecal episode ensues ejecting gas and fecal matter in a totally unforeseen and uncontrolled manner causing surprise and awe that that could really be happening to you. Or, could be a similar event when you are not on the toilet.
"Man, that was shit chaos".
"Yea, can't believe it. Freaking awesome."
by rbrtzz November 17, 2009
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Chaos Boner

Noun
Sexual arousal broth on by the though of chaos
“Have you seen what's going on at Echo Park?”
“I saw it on the news and got a chaos boner.”
by Ken Hammered March 26, 2021
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