spinning a golden thread

The act of evacuating urine from one's truncheon of love/cavern of wonders.
I was spinning a golden thread the other day when I realised I needed to curl one out too...
by Pystique February 18, 2010
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too many sticky threads

When forum moderator stick too many threads, so that you have to scroll down to see new ones every time you visit forum. Sticky threads may have useless or obsolete informations, but moderators do not delete them.

Generally considered bad practice.
example 1:
user 1: please un-stiky these threads! They are old and have useless information.
user 1 banned from forums.

example 2: google "too many sticky threads!"
by name used whatever October 25, 2011
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Lightening bug thread

a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extortion, etc.. derived from the act of tying a Lightening bug (the southern term for Firefly) to a thread, so that it can be jerked around in the air, like a dog on a leash.
my friend told me one of his take-it-to-the-grave secrets, so I told him one of mine, as a lightening bug thread.
by non-redneck in the south March 08, 2007
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shit thread lock and b&

The appropriate response to a forum/message board topic thread that is of no use to anything. It consists of no content worthy of reading, teal deers, and self pictures that make you want to throw acid in your eyes. Also, in general the OP is a giant faggot.
OP: "Hey guiz, post what Urban Dictionary Says about your name! Come on, it will be fun!"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"
by David D Davidson Jr. July 15, 2010
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self care thread girl

that girl who makes threads on insta and that either counts as a career or she knows about "selfcare" because she posts on the selfcare account like what, twice a month?
"Oh mY gOd fOlLoW mY sElF CarE acCoUnT" tiffany said

"bro, she is a self care thread girl" dan said.
by stantheVscogirls August 07, 2019
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Threading the needle

Putting a nail on the floor and falling on it so you end up sounding yourself
I was at a party and I had to play threading the needle
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Double-thread

The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.

The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.

The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading
by Burntsox August 07, 2022
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