Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.

- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess

by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020

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instagram feminism

Someone who follows lots of Instagram feminist accounts and recites angsty tumblr screenshots to people who have differing opinions. They get all of their facts from twitter screenshots posted onto a feminism page.

“Dude, Lindsey went off on me yesterday”
“Really how?”
“She screamed at me about how women are paid less than men. She’s so into Instagram feminism”

by howieraptorclaw September 30, 2019

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Instagram Ads

Ads on Instagram that are shit and once you download the fucking app, you get greeted with the “free trial” bullshit. This is why you don’t advertise apps on mf Instagram

Yo, I think Instagram ads are the best

Nigga shut the fuck up and kiss me 😍😍

by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019

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Instagram purge

An time where instagram randomly deletes accounts/followers/etc. Basically hell!

"Not another Instagram purge! I was at 200k!!"

by AnonymouslyDone July 6, 2017

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instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.

William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.

by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016

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Instagram Daddy

1: Person who provides lavish support for someone to depict an image or lifestyle on Instagram. Up-leveled Instagram Boyfriend.
2: a male parent on Instagram

Who needs an Instagram boyfriend to take photos when an Instagram Daddy brings a camera crew?

by Chuberto September 20, 2021

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