nose fuck

To stick ones penis, into the nose fucking hole ( nostrils ) specifically the left one, to avoid pregnancy! As nose fucking is often done in the 'fling' sense,. On the rare occasion one wishes to become impregnated via "nose fuck," they shall simply use the right nostril. Then prepare for the same nose hole to be used as a birth canal in the coming months.
"I nose fucked my girlfriend in the right hole, now shes preggers."
by ihaveasorenose March 28, 2024
mugGet the nose fuckmug.
Using your fist, you prolapse your sexual partners anus, then give said prolapsed anus a blowy.
Fuck you bro, I gave your sister a good old fashioned South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck last night.
by Bbslimm January 4, 2021
mugGet the South Jersey Suck 'N Fuckmug.
on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again
by anonymous April 14, 2021
mugGet the National fuck a friend day againmug.

Fuck life

J: man fuck life, I'm just gonna stay in bed
by Existinghere April 6, 2022
mugGet the Fuck lifemug.

disgust-a-fuck

Disgust-a-fuck:

Noun
1. Current state of political affairs within the union of U.S.A after creating and hiding the holocaust of the origionial inhabitants and these once called 'promised lands'. "American won ww2 after ending the tyranny of hitler and the jewish holocaust and was some sorta big hero!!"
2. Using finances to mind control the populous into thinking there isnt a better way to co-exist, or using judicial "protect an serve" propaganda to maintain people as mental 'sheep' within a federally regulated reality so they may never get out of the circular hell of intentions leached forward by all its confused an unhappy community members.
Can anyone see what a disgust-a-fuck president bush an v.p. chenney are politically after they're 8 year campaign through our nations union?
by ♤Loki♤ February 28, 2019
mugGet the disgust-a-fuckmug.

Fuck

Hey man, fuck

Oh yeah dude, totally fuck
by Growlithe2007 September 27, 2020
mugGet the Fuckmug.

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