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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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Go to Fuck

Go to Fuck, a shortened version of "go to fuck boys," is used when you want to call someone homosexual.
by n5lm March 2, 2023
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Fuck

The only fucking word that can be fucking put any fucking where and still make fucking sense and it just fucking shocks my fucking mind how that fucking word fucking can be used
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Fuck Sticks

commonly referred as the middle finger, but is know to be currency with some retailers
(Jim) "Hey Tommy how much is it gonna be?"
(Tommy)It'll be 24 Fuck sticks."

I left my fuck sticks at home can I borrow one?
by Philip mkenzington July 4, 2016
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No-Fucks-Giving

A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.
Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...

Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!

Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
by AnonymousBloke March 6, 2021
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what the fuck

by pseudonympseudonympop July 9, 2024
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Fuckatives

Is the term most commonly used to identify Individuals who have sexual relations and or entercours with members of their immediate or direct family willingly
Those two cousins there are fuckatives.
by Flashbang2Tymes October 10, 2023
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