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National Fuck Your Friend Day

On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!
Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”
by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022
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Who wants a fucking burger

Typically said by men at the peak of human athleticism, it is said as a waiting call for this who want “a fucking burger”.
Walks into the room “who wants a fucking burger”.
by Tybot66 November 4, 2022
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fuck oath bah

the slang term used after a bloke comes back from a bender and is absolutely munted off nose beers. also used if a bloke came back from an all-male brothel and is about to get the dog.
old chappo: just got back from my bender and I am fucked.

Christopher: fuck oath bah, how was it?
old chappo: lahd I am pretty chuffed tbh, u should have seen the blokes on blokes.
by old chappo March 22, 2022
mugGet the fuck oath bahmug.

fuck girl

This type of person will probably be caught making out with your best friend and trying to convince her to date 10 minutes after meeting at the local shitty bar on a Monday night consquently after telling another one of your pals she likes them and wants to be with them. she'll probably tell you she loves you even while you're in a relationship. as well, she might harass your stright roommate about her sexuality. she will most likely will be wearing a backwards hat, and other lesbian apparel. she's pretty cool until she fucks around with everybody in a 10 mile radius AND lies about it.
oh my gosh Bailey is such a fuck girl we can't take her anywhere without her trying to fuck everyone and their mother! (literally)
by notafuckgirl August 30, 2016
mugGet the fuck girlmug.

Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)

When your friend is being a little fucker and jackass at the same exact time.
Hey Nik, put down the cream eggs and beef jerky and stop being a Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)
by joeplayz4keeps June 30, 2025
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Fuck Rock

phallic shaped crystal one uses to pleasure oneself
That fuck rock made me cum so hard
by TrailRN April 4, 2022
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International Fuck a Femboy Day

June 21th is the International Fuck a Femboy Day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to fuck a femboy the times they want, as long as they consent.
Guy : I can't believe tomorrow is the international fuck a femboy day. I've been waiting all year for this day!
Femboy: I know, dude. Wanna come over and see the new cosplay I bought for this?
Guy: Heck yes! I’ll be there!
by CutelittlebratUwU June 21, 2025
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