fuck

literally the only fucking word that fucking makes fucking sense in a fucking sentence

"I fucking hate living."
"I fucking hate you."
"Fuck you!"
"I'm fucked."

by shut up dumbass November 27, 2021

Fuck

Fuck is a word for 'help' when someone says they want help say oh ofc i will fuck you. You can also say it if in danger just shout 'FUCK ME' and everyone will come running to you.

Teacher: Can someone help me bring the books in?
5year old student: Sure i will fuck you with the books!

by Lexi098 November 27, 2021

Fuck Peanut

A person who is plump and shaped like a peanut in which you have sexual intercourse with

That dude brett is a real fuck peanut ;)

by MeGaShhady November 28, 2021

Temple fucked

Any situation when one would pantomime finger guns to their own head and stimulate blowing their brains out, but can't do it do to social structures.

For the hundredth time Brittany told me about how cute her kids were, and it got me temple fucked.

by Rockerton November 28, 2021

fuck

i want to fuck you

please let me fuck you in the ass

by i don't have a life lol end me November 29, 2021

Horse fuck

A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.

Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.

by All the way to the top November 29, 2021

Holy fuck

The term used by white males when they think something is funny but it’s not.

Holy fuck John just ripped his pants.

by Cedrick P. November 30, 2021