egg

an egg is always there for you when you need one. an egg will always help you when you're in a tough time. an egg likes eating your toenails. egg is life. egg is good. replace your parents with more egg. egg.

don't you just love eggs?
egg's are mans best friend

suck an egg, you leg

by egg frend May 12, 2018

joey eggs

A badass dude

You can be a real joey eggs sometimes.

by Ezekieeel May 13, 2018

Egg McMuffin

verb. When one has just enough time for the most basic of frivolities.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't even have time to egg mcmuffin.

by Winniewinwinwin February 24, 2017

egg lace

The nasty brown part of scrambled eggs in a skillet.

Can also be found on over cooked omelettes.

Get that nasty egg lace off my scrambled eggs.

by TheBlondeAccountant March 7, 2017

eggs bennedict

slapping a girls ass with corn and cum in it.

" last night i gave my girl a serious eggs Bennedict "
" bro I've always wanted one of those"

by sac job July 16, 2017

egg beater

Sticking a hand held electronic mixer shoving it in a girl vagina on her period an turn it on from high to low. This is how a red pancake is made or how a blue waffle is started.

The egg beater is on tonight.

Egg beater

by Jonney blender March 22, 2017

Egg highfive

Dan and Phil made an Easter baking video where made an egg with their hands turned it horizontally and high fived

Hey, Brad wanna egg highfive?

by Gaby Howell 124 July 8, 2016