William

William, usually a man whose last name starts with the letter B. Has a huge cock that is 10 inches long and really thick to the point where girls don’t even like it. He’s the hottest and fattest nigger you’re ever going to meet. Let him fuck your tight pussy before its too late.

Person 1 : William Has a MASSIVE cock. It hurt

Person 2 : Dang, tell him i want him inside me.

definition : William The Big Fat Milf Killer, Huge Cock.

by didyouwashyourbuttcrack November 19, 2025

william afton

william afton always says "I ALWAYS COME BACK"
and he indeed does so you shoud also start saying it to skip death

william afton ALWAYS COMES BACK

by 100% todally not WilliamAfton December 10, 2025

William

A walking red flag with perfect timing, crashing into every room like a raccoon on an energy drink binge. Universally identified as the buttslamming bootie bandit, leaving behind overturned furniture, missing dignity, and at least five witnesses clutching their lower backs like, “WHY does it hurt THERE and WHAT did William DO?” If you hear his name, it’s already too late—hide your snacks, your sanity, and anything with a pulse or a shadow.

“Bro, the party was chill until William showed up—next thing you know, the living room’s flipped, someone’s crying over a missing Hot Pocket, and three people are holding their lower backs like they just survived the buttslamming bootie bandit himself.”

by Avionicsman December 11, 2025

dylon williams

a homo; a gangsta motha fucka; looks like Sr. Mateo Hoffman; is with shelbie, who is a person with nice nails

A.K.A. Deezy

Guy: Do you know Dylon Williams?

Dude: That one homo kid, is a gangsta motha fucka, also known as deezy, kinda looks like Mat Hoffman, and is with Shelbie, who is a person with nice nails?

Guy: Yeah, that kid.

Dude: Yeah, I know him.

by Mateo Hoffman March 4, 2008

window-williams

Term with dual meanings coined back in the early 1980's to describe "peeping toms"(1) and their objects of obsession (2). The term originated when a boy named Jon Williams became obsessed with spying on women who resided in beachside communities, and when a young sun goddess who realized she was the object of a "window-williams" began orchestrating "shows" for him which quickly led him to addiction, drove him crazy, and resulted in the boy's recurring stints in jail and rehabilitation centers. Hence, a female described as a "window-williams" is that rare female who men can become so addicted to that they lose their minds over her.

Several fictional books have been written about this true account of the original window-williams voyeur but with certain names, dates, and locations changed.

Definition 1-
"Don't talk to him, he's a window-williams. All he wants is to find out where you live so he can get his rocks off from spying on you."

Definition 2 (most commonly used)-
"Man, he dated a hot window-williams chic and hasn't been the same since."

by TurnThePage May 17, 2010

shaggy williams

To perform a rimjob on someone with an excessively hairy asscrack.

Jennifer: Last night's experimentation was not nearly as enjoyable as I'd been hoped.
Penelope: Why not? You're usually excited about trying new things in bed.
Jennifer: Yeah, but what I thought was going to be a normal rimjob ended up being a straight-up shaggy Williams. It was like rimming Bigfoot.

by HoneydewGlow May 8, 2014

Logan William Durbin

Anus: used to expel fecal matter (poop) Also known as Buthole, Bunghole, etc.

You sure are a Logan William Durbin.

by Lolocake June 30, 2016