ur mom

the greatest comeback ever

joe- “i fucked ur gf last night”
jeff- “ur mom”
joe- “damn 😢”

by mommy_mommy November 21, 2021

ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom …

ur mom is very fucking hot

by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021

Ur mom

A HOT ASS MF

Ur mom.

by Ur_mom_is_hot_omfg123 November 25, 2021

ur mom

what a milf.

guy 1: wow bro! Ur mom is a milf !

guy 2: no, ur mom is.

by ilovedrewstarkey November 25, 2021

ur mom

its ur mother
give her a hug<3
tell her how much you love her

person 1: hey dude hows ur mom
person 2: oh shes good
person 1: nice

by elieieeieiie November 27, 2021

Ur mom

people who say "ur mom" are very swag and cool people, keep them FOREVER. and give them gifts <33

Jaldin: wyd?
You: UR MOM

by yer mom sexy ass November 28, 2021

UR MUM

IS IT JUST ME OR IS YOUR MUM LOOKING KINDA THICCCCC

UR MUM LOOKING VERY THICC

by haha,your,mum,go,brrrrrrrr November 29, 2021