Disk Turds

1: Remanent files left behind after uninstalling software.

2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, within a file system.

1: Most of your hard drive is disk turds.
2: We pushed out an uninstall package, unfortunately it left behind many disk turds.
3: The disk cleanup utility may cleanup some disk turds.

by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 19, 2024

Turd-Circus

noun

\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\

1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.

1.

C: Were you at Ryan's "party" last weekend?

J: Yea man what a turd-circus.

by Bewtz0fDewm October 23, 2014

Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front

He’s really clean after turd farming

by Fogwater January 6, 2024

TURD TETHER

When your pet can't leave a turd behind because the turd has one of your own hairs embedded in it that hasn't completely passed.

I smelled poo on my pet and found a turd hanging by one of my own hairs. So I grabbed the turd tether and pulled it the rest of the way out.

by blanketfortwarrior July 18, 2025

Turd-Mouth

A guy who thinks that taking selfies of himself sucking on a big round brown thing will impress his friends.

Hey, doesn't that turd-mouth look like he's sucking a BBC?

by Wordsmithstonian April 14, 2021

Turd Sandwich

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

by Konfukd December 2, 2019

Turd

a peice of poo

dude you stepped in turd

by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020