Sam’s a bitch.
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Get the Sam Osgood mug.Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.
Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.
If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.
Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.
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Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.
If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.
Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.
This is Sam Burch
Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?
Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
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Get the Sam Burch mug.Sams are very tall, but most are gentle giants with a taste for cooking. Do not try and get them to eat fish, they will simpluly step on you.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.
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Get the Sam mug.Sam is a manipulative, dishonest, and selfish individual who only cares about their own interests, regardless of who they hurt in the process. They have a reputation for backstabbing and betraying those who trust them, and they have no qualms about spreading malicious rumors or lies to further their own agenda. Sam is also known for being a bully and using their power and influence to intimidate others. In short, Sam is a despicable human being who lacks any semblance of empathy or morality.
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