by Capt Beyke July 16, 2021
Get the Smoke Dogmug. When you're girl lights up a cigarette, bang her doggystyle and when she inhales her last puff, stick it down her throat and hold her nose
by Slimy Mexican July 4, 2025
Get the Smoking Dragonmug. The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
Get the two pennies and a half smoked cigarettemug. Josh: “Me and Hannah are going out smoking tonight!”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it”
by uhhhhhhdammmmmm September 10, 2020
Get the Smokingmug. by Big Andy on yt July 4, 2022
Get the Smokedmug. "No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smokemug. A gesture you make to a mate when you are talking to a girl and need to escape. The gesture looks like you threw a smoke bomb onto the floor.
Your friend will come along and offer up some excuse to get you out of there unscathed.
Your friend will come along and offer up some excuse to get you out of there unscathed.
Eddie: Makes the Smoke Bomb gesture
Jason: Rushes up to Eddie Eddie your house is on fire, we better leave!
Jason: Rushes up to Eddie Eddie your house is on fire, we better leave!
by Jason O’Lam November 11, 2020
Get the Smoke Bombmug.