rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2014

Rusty Lantern

When you are eating ass, and the girl lights a fart on fire in your face.

"Dude, your face is burned! What happened?"
My girl did a Rusty Lantern while I was eating her ass.

by The Hit Kitty February 01, 2023

rusty action

Someone who likes to use the tradesman’s entrance.

Jonathan was very partial to a bit of rusty action with his lady friend

by Goolybash December 28, 2023

rusty twister

The rusty twister is when a mans penis is in a girls ass and then she proceeds to take laxatives and spins on the mans wanker while shitting. Usually done by people like Hillary Clinton

Dude did you hear the Jon got a rusty twister last night?

by Cocoforlife November 23, 2016

Rusty Twister

The act of performing a running 69 with you partner.

I had a mouthful when I did my rusty twister last night

by Rust lover February 28, 2023

rusty firehose

Describes a person with uncontrollable, watery diarrhea, or the act itself. Anyone so privileged as to view the output would note that it resembles nothing so much as the expulsion of a rusty firehose.

I stayed home from work because of the stomach flu and had a garbage plate for lunch. I spent the next three hours on the throne doing my impression of a rusty firehose.

by wellwhoopdedooo February 10, 2009