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Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.
Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!
by Paddy V December 30, 2024
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Rusty Butler

V. The act of performing coitus with an individual wearing a penguin suit in an ambulance.
I received a rusty butler the other day.

My girlfriend and I tried a rusty butler last weekend and now I'm never going back.
by SurferDuck December 22, 2019
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Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme

The act of shoving your balls up your asshole, then getting a girl to suck ur dick, and while she's not paying attention you fart your poopy nutsack out of your ass so it swings forward hits her in the face. A properly executed Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme involves trying your best to not shit on the floor during the act of farting your balls out of your asshole.

NOTE: To impress the ladies even more, it is common practice to get your penis AND your ballsack in your own asshole.
-I heard Liam gave Brooks a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme on the bathroom floor last night, and he accidentally shit himself!
-Last night, Tom decided to hit me with a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme, and I STILL have poop on my nose!
by Asshole11 February 6, 2024
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Rusty Picasso

When you wipe your shit stained dick and a chicks back like a paint brush
“ Last night I raw dogged a chicks ass, when I pulled out I had shit on my dick, so I gave her a Rusty Picasso.”
by Spicy Cholula October 9, 2020
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Rusty Trawler

When a girl gives you a BJ in a car
That hot girl from work gave me a Rusty Trawler last night
by tsmith November 29, 2014
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Rusty Karony

When you are bedding a gentlemen before his moonpay is accepted and you find out it didn't go through so you knock him out and send him to Gambia to dig coal.
John would have to accept that a rusty karony would be his only payment for Thomas's dip in the liquidity pool.
by Pappacrypto May 5, 2022
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Rusty Scupper

When a man removes his woman's colostomy bag and proceeds to give her a rimjob via her colostomy hole.
Dude! I was with this lady last night and she wanted me to give her the old Rusty Scupper! Laid her bag by the table and went to town, licking on that side hole!
by BusterHeiman July 1, 2021
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