The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV July 01, 2021

greek potato

A potato you shove into a girl’s rectum that when she clenches her cheeks, turns into mashed potatoes

You want a greek potato?

by Bodacious Bootyhole Bandit December 28, 2017

Potato, Eggplant

A popular Finnish phrase used to describe the lack of similarity between potatoes and eggplants.

Hey, this potato isn't purple, it's "potato, eggplant".

by Whyyaman January 07, 2023

Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 22, 2024

Potato Grenade

The lord of all. The savior of our reality. Potato Grenade is all powerful. Potato Grenade is ascension. 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 11 14 15

Man 1: Yo bruv, have ya spread the gospel of Potato Grenade recently?
Man 2: Nah fam, I had a stroke.
Man 1: *pulls out a portcullis* THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR DISOBEDIENCE
Man 2: Ayo fam, I'm ready for death. My defiance earns me death.

by 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 January 20, 2021

potato nugget

A tater tot

Sonic has good potato nuggets.

by Lyzyrd Wyzyrd October 28, 2022

The potatos

The most amazing group of people who ever walked the earth. The potatos wander around doing rando things. They are French fry, tater tot, potato chip, potato battery, potato gnocchi, hash brown, and sweet potato. They merchandise with many potato 🥔 themed things.

There has never been and never will be a group of friends quite like the potatos.

by Potato battery September 29, 2022