porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020

nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.

You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?

by The Goon Eliminater November 30, 2019

Nice homemade cookies

A term for penis and the sex resulting from it

Micheal: I'm gonna have some nice homemade cookies

Jerome: should I tell him

by Racoomer March 17, 2022

Anthony's Cookie House

A place where Anthony doesn't have to hide his love of penis.

Anthony's cookie house is where you can go to show your love of penis

by Bigd2576 October 15, 2022

ham cookie

A ham cookie is a medical condition that results in an individual testical being extremely flat from a rare birth defect.

Think of a confirmation wafer? Thats essentially what my left testical looks like. They've defined it on the internet as a 'ham cookie'

by Ramey1776 December 14, 2024

cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 21, 2018

Cookie

The food you give yo girl so she luv you

Evan: Hey Kylee wanna cookie
Kylee:hell nah I fat enough

by Blue GOD May 20, 2019