smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

north dakota smoke signal

When you take a drag of a cigarette and blow the smoke into his/her butthole. He/She then bends over, putting both hands and both feet flat on the floor, with butt straight up in the air, the smoke is tooted out, creating a beautiful North Dakota Smoke Signal.

Zach was being annoying so I bent him over and forced him to do a North Dakota smoke signal yesterday.

by jandro22 February 12, 2017

Pretty Women Smoke Pressure

Pretty Ladies that like to inhale the good stuff and exhale the bad stuff.

oh you know how it is only pretty women smoke pressure!

by poeticjusticekid November 15, 2021

Suck and smoke

a dildo that has a built in weed holder so you can suck the dildo while smoking weed later

Hey did you buy the new suck and smoke

by stroke and smoke January 4, 2022

Smoke

Commonly Used Term Referring To Cannabis.

Hey Man You Interested In Buying Some Smoke?

by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009

Smoked beef

A combination of both “smoke” and “beef,” both terms used to refer to a conflict.

“You don’t want this smoked beef fam”

by Intelligible Lizard May 15, 2020

Smoking your slime

Killing your homie for any particular reason

Smoking your slime example:

Hood thug 1: I'm going to smoke my slime, he fucked my sister!

Hood thug 2: Put 5 in his skull

by Yaitzjacob15 February 26, 2025