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Smoke Monkey

Another word for a black person if you cant say the n-word when addressing them
Look at those Smoke Monkeys saggin there pants and drinking 40s
by DopeDonald69 February 22, 2024
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red smoking dragon

Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.
Charlie sheen made linsday lohan have a red smoking dragon, and now she has aids
by Jamsyboy February 2, 2017
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Smoking rationed cigarettes

Give up hope on life (or some other thing depending on the context)

Reference to Viktor Frankl's book Man's Search For Meaning.

In Nazi concentration camp where Dr Frankl was imprisoned. The prisoners were rationed cigarettes that they could exchange for bowls of soup. When you see someone smoking their cigarettes, it meant they gave hope on life and we're waiting for death to take them.
Sam: How's Life?

Bill: Nothing great. I'm smoking rationed cigarettes.

Here Smoking rationed cigarette means giving hope on something
by AronMaxwell August 17, 2022
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Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal
"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."
by reddipsauce April 13, 2023
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Smoke what?

The answer a stoner will give when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.
You: “Do you smoke?“
Dope fiend: “Smoke what?”
by deememetee January 20, 2022
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Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
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i just smoke weed icl

When someone just smokes weed icl
Wanna bit of sniff? Nah I just smoke weed icl
by H sav & M skatty April 23, 2023
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