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Poo Dots

Eww! He has like 23 poo dots!
by Poo Dot Pirate January 6, 2011
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great mighty poo

a gigantic turd that sings opera.
"I am... the great mighty poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you. A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat, you little twat?"
by Schwagames April 11, 2008
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Poo and wee for tea

Kids ask what's for tea so I tell them poo and wee for tea
What's for tea.... Poo and wee for tea
by Uncle dave 83 August 28, 2019
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Whorton Hears a Poo

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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POO ON YOU SUCKA

Person A: Why don't you QQ!
Person B: POO ON YOU SUCKA
Person A: ...
by asdfqwertrweq June 12, 2011
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Poo Cheese Ratio

The ratio between the amount of cheese one eats, and the resulting poos laid.
"Holy shit dude, after this mid afternoon selection of fine cheeses, my poo cheese ratio is going to be seriously out of whack"
by GeeeeMo February 10, 2009
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Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.
"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."
by biggerspeck December 7, 2007
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