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Jacob Hill

Jacob Hill has a huge johnson and weird hair, he is irish with ocean blue eyes, and has a fresh trim and he is sitting next to me in english rn.
"Jacob Hill" has a big johnson
Oh no jacobs johnson is growing
by Bradley boss November 12, 2023
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Jacob Smith

Jacob Smith is a really hot attractive person. Jacob is the sweetest person ever and perfect. he off limits though lol take the L bozo.
Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line
by SeggsHaver3000 January 25, 2022
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Jacob

black boy who hates eggs and misses the bus. also eyes, he hates eyes. cooks olive oil. hates his cat. punched his gf

<3
omg Jacob punched his girlfriend? She probably deserved it, that fucking whore....
by Toasterr.Juice November 29, 2019
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Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man
Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games
by Absolute legand November 22, 2021
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Jacob

has a obsession for red link in any smash games
can draw magical powers from the color of his character and use it to beat the crap out of his friends in smash
is only matched by a special few players
that kid is a beast at super smash with red link
he must be a jacob
better get the special few players
by The Bomb486 December 19, 2019
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Jacob

Don’t be jacob
by Snapple is good April 2, 2019
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Jacob

The most amazing human being ever.Kind, thoughtful, funny and just a “tad” sarcastic. He’s someone that will always do his best to cheer you up when you’re down and loves to make people happy. Despite all the hardships he went through he’s still the great person he is today. He’s quite the snacc and his smile is just 🔥🔥🔥 (he may insist he’s not a snacc but that’s a lie). A genuine person to be around and you’re really missing out if you don’t know him already. Though he does have a wifey so go find someone else to romanticize.
Jeez I wish my husband was a Jacob
by _Nothing_But_FACTS October 4, 2020
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