When you wake up in the morning and you haven't cleaned your pipes enough or had a really dirty dream and you're covered in jizz.
'I had a dream about this fit blonde girl last night, I knew it was about her coz I woke up and had an 'Oh Shit!' moment.'
by rherrejtr July 27, 2012
Get the 'Oh Shit!' Momentmug. Also known as "Oh Em W".
Since saying "Oh my goodness" is not proper grammar, a true gentlemen or lady would say, "Oh my wellness".
Since saying "Oh my goodness" is not proper grammar, a true gentlemen or lady would say, "Oh my wellness".
Person 1: "So I went to the library to try to get my homework done, but guess what? I was on Urban Dictionary the whole time!"
Person 2: "Oh my wellness! You better not fail your next test!"
Person 2: "Oh my wellness! You better not fail your next test!"
by Captain Lights September 24, 2010
Get the Oh My Wellnessmug. Poop 💩 hahahahaha 😂 Poopies 💩 Funny poopies alalalahahaha 😂😂 Funny poop 💩🤣 Poop funny 🤣 Weeeeee 😆😆 Haha yay more poopy💩 Good poopy 👍 Poopy funny 😆 hahahahaha 🤣 poo 💩 poo 💩 poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩 funny 😂 Yay fun poop 😆💩 hehehe poo 💩 Poopy 💩 yay poop make me happy 😊 happy 😊 happy 😊 hahahahahahaaa 🤣 uh oh 🙈 I think I made a poopy 💩 Poop in pants no diaper 👖 That's funny 😂 hahahaha 😂😂 Oopsie 🙈 Poopy underwear now 💩💩 hehehehe 😂 We want poopies! We want poopies! 💩💩💩 hahahahaha🤣hahhahahhaaa🤣 Poo💩 cough POO!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
by jayotic NL October 18, 2019
Get the uh oh...... stinky!mug. Why oh why’s are a particular type of defecation in which the passer of said stool is left sweating on the toilet, contemplating their food and life choices as the cramp-inducing, potentially fiery fecal matter violently passes through their turd cutter.
-Yo, has anyone seen Steve?
-He’s been in the bathroom for a half hour; think he’s dealing with some why oh why’s. He probably gonna post a pic in the group chat of it soon.
-He’s been in the bathroom for a half hour; think he’s dealing with some why oh why’s. He probably gonna post a pic in the group chat of it soon.
by ProfessorBartholomewButt July 2, 2022
Get the Why oh why’smug. how to 09 (oh nine)
Guy 1: Hey dude, how'd it go last night?
Guy 2: i 09'ed her.
Guy 1: you're awesome.
Guy 2: i know.
Guy 1: Hey dude, how'd it go last night?
Guy 2: i 09'ed her.
Guy 1: you're awesome.
Guy 2: i know.
by summeroflove November 2, 2009
Get the 09 (oh nine)mug. what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice
Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!
by fruitermelon August 21, 2007
Get the oh my god godmug. cop: "Sir are there any drugs or any weapons ion your vehicle that I should know about?"
me: "No sir!"
cop: "HOLY SHIT there is over 10 punds of weed in your trunk"
me: "uh-oh spaghetti-o's!!!"
me: "No sir!"
cop: "HOLY SHIT there is over 10 punds of weed in your trunk"
me: "uh-oh spaghetti-o's!!!"
by MetalHead November 23, 2004
Get the uh-oh spaghetti-o'smug.