firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015

Two sticks in a fire

Two sticks in a fire is a gay sexual term best described as the penis rubbing against another male's penis until further long ejaculation.

Guy 1: I had a good time last night
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together

by Yugo Yagami May 10, 2020

Ray x Fire

!SPOILERS FOR THE PROMISED NEVERLAND!

Ray x Fire is the ship between Ray from The Promised Neverland and Fire, this is a common joke among the tpn fandom because of that one scene where Ray tries to light himself on fire in order to distract Isabella, and let Emma and the others escape safely.

Person 1: “Hey! What’s your favorite anime ship?”
Person 2: “Ray x Fire.”

by Help the Kitchen June 1, 2022

kentucky fire crotch

'KFC' a kentucky fire crotch, aka getting an std/sti in south

-"oh shit bro i think i got that KFC"
"what do you mean bro?"
" you know, kentucky fire crotch"

by borderlined September 10, 2020

Canadian fire sex

After two canadians split a tim hortons they sit on a fire and have sex.

Oh yeah dude they totally had canadian fire sex.

by Sirbadbrad April 17, 2020

Saltaire, Fire Island

A place where kids can fuck around with friends they’ve known since they were 4 years old (thanks to the Saltaire day camp)… also known as a place where young adolescents gather in empty trap houses to get high and then go to the beach the next day, just to do it all over again.
Rules:
Only bikes
Barefoot
Locals only
Get drunk on bay picnic
Hu on lifeguard beach chairs

Notable residents
Ted and Jen of the Saltaire day camp!!!
Doctor bob
Patrick - Saltaire market
All of the public safety officers.
The lifeguards
Will Schiff

“This summer in Saltaire, Fire Island, we’re gonna get drunk at the bay picnic!!!!!”

by FireIslandFuckery December 23, 2021

put the Fire Stick in

To put on a movie or TV show using your Amazon Fire Stick but really it's just an excuse to get cozy on the couch/bed together, possibly leading to making out, heavy petting, and/or intercourse. Synonym for "Netflix and chill."

"He came over and put the Fire stick in and it was ON."

by Anything4Selenas June 22, 2019