mother

the one who loves you, but can also tell if you: 1)took a shower in the past 2 days 2)what you ate yesterday 3)ditched class 4)got hurt 5)got a girl friend, or boy friend.
She can also find anything ever, and cares and loves for you so much.
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Not TeamNDS lmao
its not lmao he does not have a mother
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Someone that gave birth to you. The reason you're here. The one that makes you dinner. The one you call mama. The one you dad fucked. The wife of your father. The sister of your aunt. The sister of your uncle. The kid of your grandma. The kid of your grandpa. She controls you no matter what...
Mother, did you give birth to me, or am I adopted...?

Mamaaaa!! What are we having for dinner? *gets slapped*
by {Sun_with_anxiety} February 02, 2022
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The reason you are here. The person you call mama, the one your dad fucked. The wife of your father . Your MOTHER!...
Mother, did you give birth to me ? Or am I adopted?...

Mamaaaaaaaaaaa!! What's lunch?
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She's mothered two foals who have gone on to become impressive dressage competitors.
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The woman who pushed you from her vagina. The woman who stopped bleeding for nine months to have you. :))
Father - Hey look. It's our beautiful baby.

Mother - It better be beautiful. I had it in me for nine whole months and it hurt like a bitch.
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Girl or woman who gave birth to a child or more children.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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