mad asl

to be extremely mad

"I'm mad asl I can't play basketball because of corona."

by Anonymous 22413 November 4, 2020

Animal madness

Noun - an alcoholic beverage composed of all the types of liquor in the vicinity mixed and served in a measuring cup. (No measuring should take place) It is traditionally drank until the person drinking it can't take it anymore then filled back up to the top with Mountain Dew. Guaranteed to make you go alcohol insane.

Guy 1: Why are you drinking from a measuring cup?

Guy 2: Because that's the only way to drink Animal madness

Guy 1: why is it called animal madness?

Guy 2 hands the drink to guy 1, who continues to go alcohol insane.

by Derick TapMan October 31, 2011

DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!

SAID TO EASE YOUR WAY INTO AN APOLOGY BECAUSE IT REMINDS THE PERSON OF ANTOINE AND BLAINE OF 'MEN ON FILM' ON IN LIVING COLOR AND THEY IMMEDIATELY START LAUGHING AND/OR FORGET WHY THEY WERE MAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.

TODD: NOT NOW. I'M PISSED AT YOU!
ALICE: AT LEAST HEAR ME OUT.
TODD: (SILENT BROODING)
ALICE: DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!
TODD: (SHAKING HIS HEAD, LAUGHING) WELL, 2 SNAPS UP , AN AIR KISS AND A WINK!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 June 21, 2017

Big Ry Mad

When someone is beyond mad, a different kind of mad, a mad that is so mad one does not know how to react except with only violence.

How mad are you right now?
I’m Big Ry Mad
On a scale from one to ten how mad are you?
“I’m big ry mad”

by Pepé Silvia April 13, 2024

Mads

Mads is someone who struggles to find the positives, yet is positive around people almost all the time. They love to hang out with people, as it makes them feel comfortable and not alone. Find a Mads, because when they're around you, they'll brighten your day. Just check in on them.

"Hey, what's up, Mads? It's been so long since we've hung out!"

by maddoxharaddox June 24, 2023

poster's madness

When someone gets a following (usually small, but it can be any size) on a social media site and it turns them into an insane diva who thinks they are far more important than they are, both to the social media site and to the world.

Early users of Bluesky often succumbed to poster's madness after getting just a thousand followers.

by The Madness of Posters November 7, 2024

Power mad misery merchant

Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed

look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024