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I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable
"No one wants me, I'm cooked"
by WeirdAlLover February 25, 2024
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when you fall asleep on your keyboard
types in chat then falls asleep
"hello i'm a ner;;dfghjkmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯your mom October 6, 2022
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I'm getting the running

a popular response in tweet form to a selfie with deer
it is a sentence you idiot "I'm getting the running"
by imgettingtherunning March 30, 2022
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A TikTok copypasta that usually appears in the comments of an unnerving, distressing, or scary video. Users may comment this when feeling uncomfortable or uneasy watching the video.
*scary video pops up on FYP*
@xoxo.cacagirl: I'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission.
by yearof2024 March 23, 2024
mugGet the I'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permissionmug.

I'm swept

To be swept off your feet by another persons beauty.
Did you see Kayla's new selfie on IG?
Damn girl I'm swept.
by LittleSwaggling February 15, 2017
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I'm finding myself

A phrase often spoken by young women. It is actually an incomplete sentence though, and the full sentence reads "I'm finding myself in the beds of random guys".
"Hey, my name is Kira, I'm 19 and I'm finding myself. Not sure what I'm doing here. Not sure what I want. Don't swipe on me unless you're at least six foot."
by TheThinMan34 July 27, 2025
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