horse slip

When you accidentally fall onto a horse dick and get eaten by a horse but still survive and the horse shits you out
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021
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the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
by ejb723 March 10, 2023
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Caledonian horse pickle

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.
Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.
by Wustmayocouncil August 01, 2024
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Fanta the Horse

A mythical horse with magical powers
by bunda69 August 01, 2021
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georgia horse

The Georgia horse is a sex position in which the girl has a saddle on her belly and the guy rides the saddle while fucking the vagina and sucking the nipples. After this action they switch and do that for multiple hours
Wow dude I did the Georgia horse all night
by Pussy-fucker 99 February 27, 2017
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Nigerian Horse

When a person acts silly and snorts violently like a horse.
Person 1: omg did u see the funny video i sent you
Person 2: omg Yessss, "Horse Snorts"
Person 1: Lmaooo ur such a Nigerian Horse
by John Wock August 22, 2022
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horse burger

when a topic has been discussed to the point of overkill; you have gone beyond "beating a dead horse"- the horse has been beaten, processed, and is now a burger
I know we've discussed this argument a million times, but we will never agree- it is a horse burger at this point.
by Purpl Ppl Eater February 14, 2023
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