felix: "i gOT tHiS eGg-"
chan: "oOH wHeRe diD yOu gEt yOuR eGg fRom-"
felix: "i dUnnO, iT cAmE ouTTA nOwHeRe-"
chan: "oOh *dRoPs eGg*"
felix: "yOu cRaCkEd iT- yALL hE cRaCkeD tHe eGG"
chan: "oOH wHeRe diD yOu gEt yOuR eGg fRom-"
felix: "i dUnnO, iT cAmE ouTTA nOwHeRe-"
chan: "oOh *dRoPs eGg*"
felix: "yOu cRaCkEd iT- yALL hE cRaCkeD tHe eGG"
by 🍡 June 22, 2021

It can hurt you it can hug me you can kill everybody we can set everybody on fire warship it warship the egg
by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 December 13, 2022

by Hayfry June 12, 2019

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.
by anonymous June 30, 2024

Taken from the quote "don't put all your eggs in one basket"
An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.
An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.
by SanishPoe November 3, 2015

A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.
by H3lloKitity December 6, 2023

"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"
by EliteRedemption December 20, 2020
