yo this egg is obese af
by XxSarventexX_90 October 6, 2025

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.
CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation
-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death
-Hopeless Romantic
CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation
-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death
-Hopeless Romantic
by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018

by w h a t t h e f e c c November 2, 2018

by L4D2 March 14, 2022

"Im inviting a friend over, are you fine with that?"
"You're sister doesn't like him around. You know he's a Shady egg."
"You're sister doesn't like him around. You know he's a Shady egg."
by DefaultLife17 April 1, 2024

having lack of bitches cuz this dumbass aswell got no fucking bitches kys i swear 0 FUCKING BITCHES NOR BRAINCELLS I SWEAR THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT BUYS A BURGER JUST TO SMELL THE AIR AND USE THE BUNS FOR DICK SEASONING
by unfunny sus March 29, 2022
