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Egg

Steakwad (the bald guy that weighs 40 pounds)
yo this egg is obese af
by XxSarventexX_90 October 6, 2025
mugGet the Eggmug.

what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs
Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022
mugGet the what in the actual eggmug.

TE (Turtle Egg)

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic
Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.
by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018
mugGet the TE (Turtle Egg)mug.

egg

WHY THE F___ IS THEIR SO MANY WAYS TO COOK THIS YELLOW S__T
how do you want your eggs

me: "looks with death stare"
by w h a t t h e f e c c November 2, 2018
mugGet the eggmug.

cooling and 2016 eggs

so this giga chad nammed cooling beat his meat to 2016 weggers :O
cooling and 2016 eggs is his fetish
by L4D2 March 14, 2022
mugGet the cooling and 2016 eggsmug.

Shady Egg

A good friend of yours that your siblings don't like to have over at your house.
"Im inviting a friend over, are you fine with that?"
"You're sister doesn't like him around. You know he's a Shady egg."
by DefaultLife17 April 1, 2024
mugGet the Shady Eggmug.

Egg rupted

having lack of bitches cuz this dumbass aswell got no fucking bitches kys i swear 0 FUCKING BITCHES NOR BRAINCELLS I SWEAR THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT BUYS A BURGER JUST TO SMELL THE AIR AND USE THE BUNS FOR DICK SEASONING
Egg rupted stfu
by unfunny sus March 29, 2022
mugGet the Egg ruptedmug.

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