Douche Claymore

Somthing that you place on the ground (in a place that you know a douche is gonna walk)

Joe: Hey i watch this, i planted a douche claymore right over there where trevor is about to walk
Bob:Dude realy?
Joe: yeah DOUCHE!!!! (as trevor walks over the spot where joe planted the claymore)

by Douche_Snyper October 20, 2009

Douche Bag

A Greek Bastard Or Pud

Pud, You're A Douche Bag

by Snaggler December 28, 2005

douche bag

what cartman and kyle call each other on Southpark, alltough they don't really know what it means.

You are the biggest douche, ever, douche!
"I'm not a douche!"
In "The Biggest douche of the Universe"

by j-douche October 16, 2003

douche bag

Derogatory moniker applied to somebody who arrogantly and inflexibly imposes their rules on others and refuses to give in when it backfires.

That admin at quetzalcoatl daily news refuses to change his policies despite the fact that people are leaving the board in droves. What a douche bag.

by qcdner June 16, 2006

douche bag

Someone who is unsophisticated, and even more than that, someone who acts in a disgusting manner or can't be trusted.

1) I shared a secret with him, and the douche bag told everyone, 2) We met two young women at the party, and were having a great time, until the douche bag started acting like a jerk and they walked off, 3) We had great tickets to the playoff game, and the douche bag was late, so we missed the first three innings.

by Dave Tebo December 28, 2005

douche bag

something you say to someone when you have nothing else to call them.

Lisa- why do you have to be such a... a... dousch bag!!!!

by skandalus June 22, 2004

douche fuck

a douchebag/dumbfuck combo rolled into one package.

Person 1: "Drew ate the whole pizza, he didn't leave any for us."
Person 2: "What a douche fuck!"

by crazyblond94913 October 21, 2010