Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

I like your cut G

When you slap someone on the back of there head.

Did you get a fresh cut well I like your cut G.

by JagJaxn November 15, 2020

Jizz Cut

A version of a film, trailer, tv show, or documentary that differs from the original content by using Jizz instead of another liquid.

The Iron Lung jizz cut has the world record for “most jizz used in film.”

by MemesAreLife! November 18, 2023

freaky cut

A cut but freaky. It makes your head took like a tip. You know what kind of tip.

My friend got a freaky cut

by Lucasshrukfnh January 18, 2025

cutting shitties

To participate in the act of doing donuts in a pickup truck in a field; may be used to desribe many different kuntry boy activities involving trucks.

"How did he get arrested last night?"
"He was out cutting shitties in the Dirtymax and got caught by the game warden."

by Chawqueef August 3, 2017

Cut the G

After splitting the g, when drinking a Guinness, you consequently finish the whole pint with one gulp. Meaning you drank a whole pint in 2 large gulps.

After splitting the g, you have to cut the g, dude!

by Guinessguy August 15, 2022

Cut up list

When prisoners have their food cut up in smaller portions so they cannot use the certain food object af a weapon or sexual object

Cut up list...Hot dog, banana, apple,....

by Retnicz May 5, 2022