Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.
Sammy: wtf is wrong with you
Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...
Sammy: wtf is wrong with you
Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...
by Radiotrophic Gint August 5, 2022
Get the cracked like an eggmug. 
Someone who moved to Atlanta from the midwest just to go to culinary school, but failed. Now they live in a crack house in the midwest and talk about hot dogs all day.
by MC Busta January 17, 2020
Get the crack house chefmug. by Understanding-the-youths May 14, 2018
Get the Cracks my grahamsmug. Dawn's crack - a special place; Also, early sunrise (similar to 'zero dark thirty' in military slang).
1. That woman's pie is some mighty fine – I love the crack o' dawn. 2. People, we'll be on the objective by crack o' dawn!
by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020
Get the Crack o' Dawnmug. 🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.
-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.
by BackToBasicsBarnyard September 16, 2023
Get the Ass crack of fuckmug. by hoyobuster1000 October 23, 2013
Get the ass crack babymug.