Tommed

Being kicked in the groin by a small insecure person.

Oh dude, you just got tommed

by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015

Tom

Tom is typically the best fry cook around. He is a sexy hunk who gets all the ladies. The girls are impressed with Tom’s fry skills.

Girl 1: Oh look, it’s Tom! I think I’m going to go ask for his phone number.
Girl 2: Good luck with that. Tom is a very sexy guy, and he probably won’t talk to you.

by Anonymous 669483848 December 8, 2019

Tom J

THICC

Tom J is very THICC

by Jordiewoo January 1, 2021

tom

best name ever and is so much better than having frost as a last name.

hi my names tom
person two :*involuntary bites lip

by tomrulzyou October 11, 2022

Tom Brady

A tough act to follow for any rising quarterback, absolutely, if another one does make it possible to follow (which isn't guaranteed).

Tom Brady certainly wasn't ready to fade away without the world knowing he has been a tough act to follow, both in his generation and the next.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

Tom and Kathleen

They are lovebirds. They both had crushes, now they WILL get married. They are the example of a beautiful couple.

Man 1- Hey dude! Look at those love birds XD
Man 2- Dude, they are a Tom and Kathleen!

by The_Worded_Master64 August 13, 2021