sam

sam i s a idiot and he probably has the name rqvn or reviens, because he sucks cock, he is such a idiot and i hate him so much shut up sam stop boosting your ego with these deinitions on urban dictionary, shut hte fuck up samuel.

bro 1: bro sam is such a fucking weirdo
bro 2: yeah and cole is sexy

by c9ole September 16, 2022

Sam

A super cute and attractive person, who brings joy to you life. They may not see their inner beauty, but it's there. Treasure this person with everything you are because Sam is wonderful and deserves everything good. They're super hot to boot.

That Sam is so cute!

I know right? I wish they could be with me.

by Flynnrose May 15, 2020

Sam Nombe

Legend of Exeter City and yet went to Rotherham somehow a bigger shithole then Exeter, forever a Grecian 🤍❤️

Did you see Super Sam Nombes goal the other day, yeah it was amazing what a guy shame he’s gone to Rotherham

by Footy7 September 17, 2023

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

sam

sam sucks nuts. nobody really likes sam, he says unnecessarily mean things for no reason, and hes gay as hell.

you're friends with sam!?! i bet hes offered to suck your dick

by WhenTheDead July 30, 2022

Sam

sam is the kind of guy who is slightly obsessed with video games and forgets that he has responsibilities. he's half taiwanese and slightly oblivious to the world around him but is hilarious and cracks the best jokes because of the amount of time he spends on ifunny. hes that one guy in the group chat who sends a bunch of "daily memes"

"hahaha sam is so funny"

by basictrash January 30, 2018

Sam

Stoner who pulls 9 year old kids, also involved in numerous isis operations (Known as "terrorist").

He just called a litle kid a gyat, what a sam move...

by Sam - December 3, 2023